FUCK OFF. Unless there’s a text message going to to men’s phones saying “don’t rape women” “unconsciousness is not consent” “if she’s too drunk to say yes, it’s rape” or other similar phrases then the Met can seriously fuck off with this. Women KNOW about rape. We do NOT need to be alerted. Stop putting it on US and start putting it on the rapists.
Brian: “So, I take it you don’t do white guys…”
Kenya: “I just happen to prefer black men. It’s not a prejudice, it’s a preference.”
Brian: “Sure. It’s your preference to be prejudiced.”
Kenya: “What about you?”
Brian: “Women are women. Some are poison, some are sweet.”
Kenya: “Ever date a black girl?”
Brian: “All kinds of girls.”
Kenya: “Mm, so you’re a player.”
Brian: [laughs] “No. I’m just a landscaper. I take hard earth and make things bloom.”
POW. That’s the [in-any-other-universe-hella-cheesy-but-somehow-works-here] line.
(I haven’t watched Something New for months. Just ‘llow it, yeah?)