1. weeaboopolice:

    talkin to ur mom on the phone like


    (via itsmyrayeraye)


  2. I’m working on making ‘David Foster Wallace Beer’


    It’s nearly all wheat and malt and zero hops for a rich flavor profile that never really resolves as anything; it’s 2% alcohol and comes only in 72-ounce bottles with extremely small mouths, making it the only one-bottle session beer on the market; and the finish is almost an afterthought. It’s a white ale.

    (via cabble)

  3. christopherok:




    holy shit

    The game has changed

    wow this is such a good idea

    Why isn’t this the new standard in barber shops?

    (Source: keithsweatshop, via ifidontjust)


  4. carryonbowtieman:


    don’t say you’re a writer if you just write fanfiction for your entertainment. you’re only a writer if you kill a bear with a typewriter to appease the spirit of hemingway and slather yourself in ink in tribute to shakespeare, the one true over-penis of literature.

    I was really mad but then I wasn’t.

    (via danielleh)

  5. permguerrero:

    memes are people too 

    (Source: deezyville, via ifidontjust)

  6. jerkidiot:

    my prediction for Guardians of the Galaxy 2 (x)

    (via face-down-asgard-up)

  8. thegeekcritique:

    Parenting game is strong.

    (via escapedgoat)

  9. dyehardblackhair:


    ♕ When an insecure person is giving you the "natural hair looks good on you, but I couldn’t do it" lecture out of the blue and you’re not even concerned like that.


    (Source: webofme, via lawoyin)

  10. dinocology:


    Teenager from India invents device that can convert breath to speech

    A high school student from India has invented a device that can convert a person’s breath into speech, to give millions of people around the world suffering from speech impediment a ‘voice’ for the first time.

    Sixteen-year-old Arsh Shah Dilbagi has developed a new technology called ‘TALK’, which is a cheap and portable device to help people who are physically incapable of speaking express themselves. Right now, 1.4 percent of the world’s population has very limited or no speech, due to conditions such as Amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS), locked-in syndrome (LIS), Encephalopathy (SEM), Parkinson’s disease, and paralysis.


    His name is Arsh Shah Dilbagi and he’s 16 years old. Gettin tired of sensationalized “mystery baby from a country where people are brown does a science thing!” articles. Use peoples names, don’t act so surprised when people of color are geniuses.

    (via blackfashion)