1. thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

    tyrranux:

    atopfourthwall:

    rossthenerd:

    Some of the many funny Batman and Alfred moments over the years. BROTP.

    Alfred Pennysass.

    Oh Vector Sigma that last one nearly made me pee myself….

    Alfred Pennyworth is the actual best thing about the Batman comics :D

    (via aliceinnappyland)

     
  2. trillxraven:

    myuncreativeurl:

    nock-out:

    Ladies & Gentlemen I give you… The Diddy Bop

    The Original 🙌

    ^^^

    (via glossylalia)

     
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  4. "I don’t see what the big fuss is about nudity. I think we’re all still too Victorian about it. If you’re a grown adult, you’ve all seen naked bodies. There’s far too much pressure on poor young women to look a certain way. I really believe that. And I think it gives actresses a huge complex when they have to do scenes like that. It’s much easier for us guys.” 

    (Source: titansdaughter, via hedwig-dordt)

     

  5. Anonymous said: Blowjob? or handjob?

    abomasnow:

    full time job with health care benefits

     
  6. michonnes:

    leonardodicrapio

    Great Moments In American History: Leonardo DiCaprio and Jonah Hill congratulate each other for swimming with a topless brunette woman in Miami in February of 2013 while hiding their own shapeless bodies under modest t-shirts

     

  7. "I would like Martin Scorsese to be interested in a female character once in a while, but I don’t know if I’ll live that long."
    — Meryl Streep pulling weeds (via amyjellicoes)

    (Source: tarntino, via michonnes)

     
  8. vivre-sa-vie-bellavie:

    A Love: Lisa Bonet

    (via black-culture)

     
  9. fuckyeahlavernecox:

    *drunk in love playing in the background*

    (via blackgirlstalking)

     

    1. Uterus: oh you have a completely full day of activity??
    2. Me: don't
    3. Uterus: and a sleepover afterwards??
    4. Me:
    5. Uterus: hardly any breaks??
    6. Me:
    7. Uterus: wouldn't it be a shame
    8. Uterus: if something were to
    9. Me:
    10. Uterus: happen